Seriously, this bullshit is out of control. My inbox is overrun with emails for useless products. How am I supposed to block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even need. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a brick wall. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- I'm reporting your ass to the authorities.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm tired with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- I'm not interested
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is more info your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Don't test us.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You think you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your lies. Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Get Lost With Your Spammy Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.